S3E16 - It's Mommy's Turn

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy invented the Swiffer in fourth grade and never saw a dime. She also nearly bought every Sanrio FAO Schwarz blind box at the one Target in all of greater Phoenix that carries them, got the 1-in-25 silver chrome cinnamon roll with confetti, and bought the gold Pompompurin on eBay for $55 because she is not leaving it to chance.

 

The farmers also get into:

• K-pop: Missy is getting into it, Payton dances to Hats Eye, the community is very Pokémon-adjacent

• The man on IG who didn’t understand how paternity works and whose wife had to walk him through it

• Ace Ventura Pet Detective as the official fall aesthetic — and the vintage 28 shirt Gretchen needs to recreate

• Gretchen and Willa at the Mercury WNBA 30th anniversary game: Cheryl Miller, the hair, the arena smell, and the trampoline dunk team that causes anxiety

• The Haus of GS TV media blitz: Fox 10 Monday, Move the Needle pod Tuesday at Craft 64, CW7 two-banger Wednesday

• Sobriety math: $20 a day, $6,700 a year, $67,000 over ten years, and not drinking to get drunk anymore

• The cordless curling iron that doesn’t exist yet: The Thruster 3000

• A bondage rope-tying event invitation that was declined with love and zero judgment & trusting the thrust

• Gucci platform loafers on Posh, Balenciaga thigh-highs going to consignment, and a Sean Kemp rookie card

• Sawyer’s pearl of wisdom: Be safe & listen to your parents. He also confirms peanut M&Ms are healthy.

 

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