The Nut Farm Podcast

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen just made her live TV debut for G Soul on CW7, The Daily Mix and she is still running on adrenaline. Missy felt like Kris Jenner watching from the sideline with an imaginary camcorder.
The farmers get into:
- Gretchen’s first on-camera technique: “fuck it, and also I love a good story if it goes wrong”
- The man who followed Missy to her car in the Walmart parking lot to ask if they could be friends
- Conor McGregor trying a fancy kick and blowing his own leg in front of everyone who paid $1,500 to be there
- Fishing in a dinghy during a lightning storm because a hillbilly deckhand with buck teeth said that’s when the fishing is best
- Eli pulling a $600 Team Rocket Mewtwo card out of a random Pokémon tin - Missy screaming alone in her car for 30 Mississippi and feeling completely transformed
- Gretchen’s shower cry, and why sometimes you just have to let yourself
- The shine and the rot — and why you need both
Grip it and rip it farmers!

This week on The Nut Farm, Missy is wearing the Billie Eilish Walmart pajama shirt she slept in and thinks she has developed a shellfish allergy all of a sudden. Steve walked into the surprise birthday dinner without the birthday girl (Gretchen) and had to be sent back out.
The farmers get into:
• Microblading: the scalpel, the crackle, and the sound that almost made both of them walk out
• The birthday surprise dinner — the private room, the curtain, Adam filming from the roof like paparazzi, and Missy's increasingly unhinged cover story.
• The Jordan card bouquet: 14 Michael Jordan cards tucked into baby's breath and eucalyptus like a dozen roses
• The seafood tower incident and a possible new shellfish allergy • DIY nail art, salon boycotts, and the flamingo theory of losing your pink after babies • Taylor Swift's wedding: a thousand guests, zero leaked photos, one embroidered handkerchief replica already on eBay
• Leo DiCaprio becoming Jack Nicholson
• Dennis Rodman's separate house from his own family
• Elbow-gate poll results: 316 votes, "freak accident" wins, nobody voted "sure did"
• Whatnot, Pirate Ship, Melmac dishware, and a six-year-old Gabapentin pill Steve was about to throw away
*** Excuse the small sound issues towards the end of the EPI.  Wifi was being annoying. ***

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into:
• Anti-car-sick glasses that look like Where’s Waldo and may actually work
• Otis the dog, who peed on Steve’s side of the bed in an act of deliberate dominance
• The pillow situation — it’s more complicated than you think • Eli’s street sale: Pokémon cards, squishies, zero customers, full defeat
• Gretchen’s childhood snow cone empire at the Arizona bus station
• Vegas: PopMart, arcade jackpots, and a front-row seat at a Star Wars burlesque show
• The man next to Adam who said “May the force be with you” to the usher and then man-spread the entire show
• Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt doing a number to Big Poppa two feet from Missy’s face
• Idaho: a gondola evacuation in a lightning storm, 12 passes at a speedometer sign, and the Great Power Walking Incident
• The moment Gretchen may or may not have elbowed J.R. into the pavement mid-race
• A PR win, a G Soul Co. article, and a meeting where nobody mentioned the kale
• The birthday girl who still believes the fireworks are hers
Watch the footage. Drop your guess in the comments. Did she throw an elbow or didn’t she?

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict, swinging past Michael Jackson’s black suitcase and Marilyn Monroe’s suspiciously broken window, and somehow ending at a German man’s Vegas mansion for plus-size women and an eBay Live Pokémon card addiction.
Along the way:
• A principal who gathered the entire school to watch a murder verdict
• A boyfriend who borrowed a Porsche for a street race and was never heard from again
• A Jeep, a snowbank, and a divine stranger who happened to walk by
• The Indian man who lived 90 years without food or water (the gargling loophole is discussed)
• A somatic breathwork pitch to a lawyer with pincushion lungs
• Déjà vu as spiritual confirmation
• Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, Dr. Kevorkian’s death van, and why Missy would absolutely leave
• The eBay Live auction feature that is, by everyone’s admission, going to be an issue
 
Come for the true crime. Stay for the breathwork. Leave with a lot of questions about Michael Jackson.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws.The farmers discuss:• Why modern parenting feels harder than ever• Whether we're doing too many things “right”• Growing up before the internet had guardrails• Extending grace to our younger selves• Why happiness feels harder to find despite all our best effortsPlus:• Taylor Swift court-side• Sports obsessions and championship dreams• Richard Dreyfuss crushes• Red-card soccer stories• Snake presentations• Dog pee incidents• Conversation about childhood curiosity, internet safety, and growing up in a completely different era.Part nostalgia trip, part parenting discussion, part accidental philosophy session.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato.The farmers discuss:• Why children are terrible liars• Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions• Friendship sleepovers and tired-mom mornings• Casino jackpots and slot-machine theories• Organization as a personality trait• The surprising joy of doing absolutely nothingPlus:• Dennis Rodman rookie cards• Airport TV deals• Executive muffs• Yoga etiquette• Sports-card obsessions• The ongoing pursuit of peace through labeled cabinets.Part parenting debrief, part comedy hour, part accidental life advice. Come hang out with us.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet.What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical.The farmers discuss:• Why kids do not need to be entertained every second of summer• The surprising value of boredom• How adults forget how to rest• Whether struggle actually builds character• Why "rot days" might be one of the healthiest things a family can havePlus:• Pokémon convention victories• Lucky streaks and salt-bath manifestations• Celebrity plastic surgery opinions• Tattoo anesthesia• Parenting wins• Mike Tyson quote that sends the conversation in a completely unexpected directionPart parenting debate, part life philosophy, part group chat nobody asked to moderate.Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss Pokémon art obsessions, potential live podcast, Lake Powell spirituality, sobriety milestones, creepy internet men, dangling throat anatomy, and the very real importance of hobbies. Standard farmer business.
The girls get into:
• Turning childhood interests into adult joy
• Why women lose their identities
• Emotional weight of old photos
• Internet trolls and creepy comment sections
• Whether OnlyFans performers count as sex workers.
Plus:
• Matching podcast shirts
• Custom Pokémon binders
• Live podcast ambitions
• Cough attacks from hell
• Main / Maiden voyage confusion
• and one extremely emotional conversation about becoming the person you actually want to be.
Part therapy session, part girls’ night, part accidental life coaching seminar. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy discuss prison politics, tanning beds, Pokémon conventions, emotional support sound bowls, weird wellness products, terrifying parking lots, and the deeply unhinged contents of Gretchen’s Notes app burn book.
The girls spiral through:
• Why women can never relax alone in public
• Pokémon collector culture
• Whether tanning beds are making a comeback
• Childhood books that were way too dark
• The emotional devastation of school spirit weeks.
Plus:
• Oura Ring regret
• Suspicious MLM encounters
• Sports cards and gambling tendencies
• Energy drink reviews
• Pageant mom discussions
• A surprisingly emotional conversation about raising kids who feel safe and confident in the world.
Part therapy session, part sleepover chaos, part stand-up comedy.
Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy spiral through motherhood, mental health, marriage hypotheticals, WAG culture, swingers, sound healing, sports streaming rage, and one absolutely unhinged story involving a lost tampon and an ASU quarterback.
Normal stuff.
The girls unpack emotional burnout, stress living in the body, and what it actually looks like to support your friends through hard seasons — before immediately pivoting into questions like:
• Would you marry someone who killed somebody?
• Could you date a bisexual man?
• Are swingers ever actually equally into it?
• And how jealous is too jealous?
Plus:
• Gretchen’s emotional support sound bowls
• Missy’s post-extension identity crisis
• Motherhood reflections
• Oura Ring reviews
• Reality TV chaos
• Prime Video ruining sports
• And why strip clubs remain deeply hilarious
Part therapy session, part sleepover conversation, part stand-up comedy. Welcome back to the farm.