The Nut Farm Podcast

What do Little League parents, luxury handbags, horse racing, Pokémon treasure hunts, and a "late husband's wedding band" all have in common?Absolutely nothing.Which is exactly why this episode works.This week, Gretchen and Missy get surprisingly real about one of the hardest parts of parenting: raising resilient kids without crushing their spirit. They talk discipline, disappointment, emotional meltdowns, sports parents, and the delicate balance between gentle parenting and preparing kids for the real world.Then, naturally, an Oura Ring sparks one of the funniest conversations of the episode after Gretchen points out it looks suspiciously like a man's wedding band, leading Missy to reassure her that nobody's going to assume she's wearing her late husband's ring. It makes perfect sense...eventually.From there it's classic Nut Farm chaos: an underground Pokémon treasure hunt hiding beneath Target shelves, Mother's Day ponder pieces, impossible handbag wish lists, Kentucky Derby dreams, Met Gala fashion critiques, and a spirited debate over dogs in grocery stores.
Heartfelt. Completely off the rails. Exactly how we like it.
Welcome back to The Nut Farm.

Sometimes all it takes is one innocent conversation about Pringles to end up discussing Michael Jackson, casino etiquette, $500 baseball bats, naked meditation, and whether a scratch-off ticket counts as legal tender.
This week, Gretchen and Missy take a girls' night to the casino (where one of them is suspiciously lucky and the other is just trying not to get touched by strangers), discover that "lining your lips" is apparently part of the casino dress code, and officially name their favorite place on Earth: Cassie.
They also debate one of pop culture's most complicated questions after news breaks about the upcoming Michael Jackson biopic, celebrate kids chasing big dreams (and expensive hobbies), admire the confidence boost that comes from the right equipment, and somehow invent an entirely new medical condition: cowboy toe.
Along the way you'll hear stories about chopped unks, scratcher strategy, baseball parenting, reality TV drama, domain-name collecting, and why Gretchen may—or may not—be launching a naked meditation business.
As always, it's equal parts heartfelt, hilarious, and completely impossible to explain to someone who doesn't already listen.
Welcome back to The Nut Farm.
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Season 3 is officially open, and absolutely nothing has changed—which is exactly how we like it.
This week Gretchen and Missy manage to connect six contractor bags full of clothes, Pokémon vending-machine stakeouts, casino heartbreak, prison pockets, Greenland sharks, gay twin brothers, earbud etiquette, and numerology into one completely normal conversation.
Along the way you'll learn why Gretchen has declared a shopping freeze after discovering she apparently owns every shirt ever made, why Missy's family has quietly entered the Pokémon black market, and why Eli pulling one tiny trading card instantly became a core family memory.
There's also an unexpectedly passionate debate about "earbud people," an accidental misunderstanding involving public nudity at hot springs, the return of everyone's favorite prison-pocket correspondent, and perhaps the greatest life hack ever discovered: being born with a gay twin brother.
Honestly...we don't know how we got here either.
Welcome back to The Nut Farm. Pull up a chair. Season three is going to be awesome.
***Music Props to Melanie - Some Day I'll Be a Farmer***

SEASON TWO FINALE
Horses are pregnant for just shy of a year
Trafficked story
Prison pocket
Update on “man” / r*tard, Brandon Novak (Jackass person)
Summer House

Excuse the sound difficulties ... We are a work in progress.
Turtlenecks on men
Full circle moment with Chris - @breakthroughpodofficial
Tiger Woods
Taryn Manning
Calling out sick
Fan Mail Q & A

Double suits
March Madness - Iowa game
Surrender experiment
Mexico
Justin Timberlake police cam
Cart racing
Bachelorette
Age talk in relationships

Family feast
Man gawk
Soccer girls and tats
Music for moods
Surrender
Forgotten Story
Our lines - adolescents and adulthood

YouTube channels we subscribe to & Pods
Ankle
Anniversaries & Wedding
Have you ever peed your pants or the bed?
Delulu
@crystaldawnalchemy4 books - Mary Magdalene. The Surrender Experiment
Dying kids hair

Summer plans
Parasites
Ex-plants
Weakness
Kanna chews
What are we taking right now
Pets

Solo trip - Snowboarding in Flagstaff, Rivian commercial, psychic, Sedona, being alone, mental certification
Prescott
Recap Olympics
Spring Training
New G Soul Co.
Facilitator support